FUNNY MONDAY

First born day of the week
How much I expect from you
A new diet, a new job, a new life
Every one of them will start on you
Monday, Funny Monday
Primogeniture day of the week
What is the secret to be there
Always present in most careers
Ready to start anew
Promising a bright new beginning
Monday, Funny Monday
First born day of the week
When the new resolution starts
Running, sweating, goals and pounds
Making rules, making muscles
Ready to start anew
Promising a bright new beginning
Monday, Funny Monday
Primogeniture day of the week
When we starve ourselves to death
And we check in the same mirror
Looking for a bigger change
Ready to start anew
Promising a bright new beginning
Monday, funny Monday
Where is my promised new life
Where have you taken my promising new career
Why can't I see anymore my muscles
Underneath more pounds and pounds of fat
What have you done with my mirror
That only deepens my wrinkles
Monday, old funny Monday
Now you are not more than a pain
That starts every morning at six a.m.
When the ring kicks me out of my own bed
And promises only one thing
A hard work day ahead of me
And my demanding boss, Antonella.