Mr. President: Fire Congress!

If we, The United States of America were a corporation, We the People, the board of directors, and the President our CEO, would have the right To tell him he has to make some cuts in the budget.

We all know, because at any given time we were there, that when that happens, the big salaried employees are very often the first to get considered for a layoff; and those employees with those big salaries who got very comfortable and work around the system just to get paid anyway, would be the first ones to go.

I propose that, as We the People, the board of directors of this country who have almost lost our voice and vote with our Senate, ask our CEO to consider the following:

That same group of worthless bureaucrats that won’t hesitate to text during meetings with our CEO’s, or to yawn and look at their watches, who wanted to go home and not be there, or not get enthusiastic enough with proposals of change just to piss off their opponents think that everything should stay as it is, at least for them to bide time just to get to the time they retire or die, or the over enthusiastic, who just wants to show support to look good in front of the CEO but whose goal is exactly the same as his opponent: THIS GROUP SHOULD GET FIRED!

That same group who supports an idea introduced by our providers (AKA lobbyists) and suddenly gets rich or become overly influential in certain areas of our economy, our development, our communications, our security, and our environment, those who seemingly support our CEO and those who don’t: THIS GROUP SHOULD GET FIRED!

That same group that during all these years have become so confident with their offices, getting there when they want, leaving when they please, do nothing in between just waiting for the next promotion (or election): THIS GROUP SHOULD GET FIRED!

See Mr CEO, if you just consider these factors and the fact that the entire SENATE would qualify for this action in one way or another: THIS GROUP SHOULD GET FIRED!

I propose that, as We the People, the board of directors of the United States of America, request our CEO, demand our CEO to fire the incompetent, the lazy, the opportunistic, those that hamper, those that hinder, we Motion for a Dismissal of the entire Congress.

To the President of these United States, Mr. Barak Obama: We demand that you fire Congress!